"Mostly void, partially stars"
ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT VALE NAILS?!?!
yo im a dude and even i want this
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
shout out to seventeen writing this
The smallest cloud ever recorded was only about 4 inches long. Spotted hanging so low in the sky it could be collected in a jar, the cloud didn’t dissipate for almost 3 years due to its density and a steady diet of cloudmeal.
that’s a ball of lint
That’s what clouds are. God’s lint.
In 1940, knowing that France was falling into the hands of the Germans, the workers of the Louvre took action. All 400,000 works were evacuated and sent to the south of France. In secret they transported the priceless paintings and statues, and held by wealthy families in Vichy,where they would remain for five years, only returning at the end of the war.The quick action of the workers without a doubt saved the masterpieces from becoming part of the over 5 million works that were looted by the Nazis during the war.
Imagine how cool it would be to have been one of those family’s keeping the artwork safe. Like, oh yeah the Mona Lisa is chilling on my dining room table nbd. Need a cup? Ok its next to the fucking Venus De Milo
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
|—||Everyone not attending Comic Con (via assilikesbowties)|
Mom: “Your room is dirty.”
when you’re forced to act nice with someone you hate
1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.
another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry