This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
That comment is perfect and real.
A baby chinchilla
why is this the first time I’ve seen a baby chinchilla
ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said
I found a pic of Apollo’s dick
I SCROLLED PAST THIS BY LIKE 5 POSTS THEN GOT IT YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT
Basic Color Harmony
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
The GOP has a plan to stop Wendy Davis: blatant voter suppression.
Women don’t like having their bodies policed, and are supporting Davis like no Democrat has been backed before. But Republicans aren’t fighting back on the issues — they’ve pushed through a Voter ID law that blocks the votes of countless Texas women.
Starting this November, Texans must show a photo ID with their up-to-date legal name instead of IDs like a birth certificate. That’s not a problem for single or married men — but it leaves a third of Texas women scrambling in a state with just 81 DMVs in its 254 counties.
The only way the GOP can keep Texas is by rigging the game. Women have the power to turn this state blue for the first time in two decades, but we need to help secure their rights first. Please, join us in calling on the Texas legislature to get rid of this unconstitutional Voter ID lawand stop trying to strip women of their votes.
DANGER! DANGER FOR TEXAS WOMEN!
mom? dad? im gay. i bet you werent expecting that twist you see, naturally this is a joke and would end with something ironic or fandom related but what i did here was i took the original phrase and said it as its own, thus turning the tables once again and placing this sentence back at square one to create as much irony possible
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS